It’s okay to laugh sometimes. It’s so important to find the humor in the little things because that helps ease the bigger things.
A few days ago, my pantry door fell off its hinges. Who knows when and if it will ever go back on. Then yesterday, we went out for dinner and when we got back home and opened the back door, it too fell off its hinges.
I’m thinking I should play the lottery. Don’t take life so seriously. Find something to make you laugh today. There is no better medicine than a little dose of laughter.
Made me smile ❤
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Glad to hear
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Can you laugh while chucking that fallen door out your home’s back/front door? Cuz that is what I would likely do if I kept putting it back in place. Eventually, I’d say it’s time to replace the pantry cabinet with something else. How many taps on the shoulder can one Fate give?
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We have already replaced the hinges. The pantry door is too darn heavy and everyone hangs/pulls on it while they are looking for food. This is my 5th house and I’ve never had a front or back door come off
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So, you get a new house every three years when the private chopper picks you up to take you to the next Homeland?
I’d say there was a sign in this somewhere, trying to tell you something. There’s a first time for everything. 😀
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Geez! My husband gets moved around for work. My heart is longing to be grounded, to lay down some roots. Everything happens the way it should. I wouldn’t be me without the experiences that moving around brings. A private chopper would be nice and a sweet little get away in Italy. Yeah, I could live like that 😉
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I kinda figured that’s the reason for moving so much. I was just testing the water with my finger. 😀
Well, yes, all “control freaks” like to be grounded in some way. I still long for travel and seeing new places…but a lil stability and home security/privacy is vital, knowing something isn’t going to change and will be there for me.
So, you wouldn’t be you if the hinges didn’t spring once in a while:P
Italy? Psh. Take the chopper to Paris or Meteora, Greece…or Thailand. Italy is a lil crowded, perpetually muggy and more likely to get you drunk and penniless.
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I’ve been to Greece. I remember my first view of Santorini. It was so beautiful I couldn’t breathe! Maybe, I am a door looking for a stronger hinge. I could spend my like traveling. That is when I feel the most free
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I don’t think I was that blown away by Santorini (which must be the tourist trap of the archipelago as I don’t think I’ve spoken with anyone who has visited the other islands). But, it definitely struck a few chords with me. I wanted to jump from rooftop to rooftop. I want to ride the cable cars, again, then try a donkey. I found the people there to be the nicest of all I met on my trip. But, I could do without the shopping and being among rude American tourists as I was.
I heard a lot about the Santorini sunset. I can’t say it was anything spectacular. But, it WAS special if you could catch the sun going between mountains like the Earth swallowing the light of day.
Good metaphor, missy. I like that.
🙂 Keep talking like that, and I am going to have to run away with you. But, I should not talk like that.
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Lol! I didn’t care for the shopping either but the white against the deep blue water….amazing! And I sat on a rooftop enjoying that view while drinking wine and eating Greek pizza! Italy isn’t all crowded you know! Tivoli was my favorite.
I also liked Monte Carlo. I thought it was gorgeous but could do without the people. The again, I wonder, would Barcelona be Barcelona without the crowds? Who’s to say. I do prefer sitting by myself on a rock halfway down the Grand Canyon or by a peaceful stream, soaking in the energy of the red rock in Sedona. It just depends on the mood but I admit, I did love dinner on the streets of Roma 😉
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Well, yes, the classic/iconic Greek color contrast of blue and white (which could also be said for Nice, France and its iconic “Cote Azure” if I spelled that right). I was more stunned by how the white buildings and rocky paths reminded me of Tatooine from Star Wars. I was expecting to see two suns/moons in the sky and thought I had a hip pouch strapped on.
How nice for you. 😦 I had a few snacks made from tomatoes that grew without water and sipped a tiny glass of white wine on a group tour for about a half hour before walking the streets with two “healthy” shopping ladies who I paired up with so I wouldn’t be exploring completely alone.
Well, no, but I didn’t get to see the serene less traveled parts of Italy, either. Even the “square” wasn’t crowded, but the heat was unbearable! And, I saw enough “gypsies” to bristle my porcupine quills.
Sooo, you’ve gotten around is what yer saying. I have not. Oh the pleasures of business travel. Ah, the people, but what would business be without them? Ha HAaaaaauuugh…
Okay OKAY! I get it. You’ve seen everything. Geeze. 😛
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Back it up to Greece buddy! I loved the doors to nowhere? Do you remember them? And the ouzo wasn’t so bad either. I had a constant buzz 🙂
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Oh, yea, those doors. 😛 Yea, those were both funny and inspiring. I wonder why they don’t get ruined. I don’t know if I had ouzo…was that the white wine I had? I just remember this one waitress who was GORGEOUS with her long black hair. I kept glancing at her and thinking she noticed me staring but said nothing… Talk about a Wonder Woman…
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I had a good looking muscular waiter there as well. I think I got a picture with him. Ouzo tastes like black licorice. You get a shot. If you’re lucky, a BIG shot 😉
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I didn’t see any guys with muscles on my trip. Most guys were about my build if not weaker and older.
If I had that waitress’ picture… I’d feel “pervy”. I don’t think the women were too keen on having their picture drawn or taken, though. Nor did they like making change. I just wanted to collect different Euro coins.
Oh, that ouzo. Bleh. I am not a fan.
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Whatever. Suit yourself
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I LIVE to laugh! It’s the only way I can survive my absurd life! 😘
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Speaking like Bugs Bunny with a thumb and index finger on my chin…Didn’ I see you on one of dem reality TV shows recently? Now, DOSE seem absurd, exposing yer privacy to da public fer a few nickels.
Nyah, what’s up, dyed-hair doc?
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No ooooh I’ve never ever been on a reality show! I’d rather take a fork to the eye than do one of those crap-festivals!
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Thank goodness!
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It was just an impression I got, sort of a Jersey Shore vibe. 🙂
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Watch it mister. I grew up in Jersey 😉
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Was that house number one or did you go through five previous homes before starting adulthood?
Sowy. I know you speak good and everything. [I need to file my fingernails.]
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Ohhh god I need to go take a shower now. YUCKY! You obviously don’t know me very well. I’m actually a tested genius, and I’m from California. So no, I’d say you’re completely off the mark.
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🙂 Sowy. No, I don’t; do I?
Genius, shmenius. Tested, shmested. 🙂 I could just as easily have said “The Housewives of Orange County.” I just picked a name out of a reality hat.
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Still… vomit. I’m a double major in Anthropology and Psychology with a 4.1 GPA.
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I hear ya. I’d vomit too if someone compared me to “the situation.”
Oh, geez. All these women bragging about their degrees. Just stop. You don’t need to prove anything to me. You liked my sense of humor, and I don’t have any papers to show for my smarts. I never said you were dumb as a door nail. I’m just being silly going by appearances.
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Hahaha okay. I just get rather riled up when people make the wrong assumptions about me! 😉 I’ve struggled with it my entire life. I hate it more than anything. Truce?
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Chalk it up to distance and perception. I don’t think I look like a genius, but people mistake me for Bill Gates or Alfred E. Newman regularly. Tell me about it. ‘Course, maybe it’s the choices we make with our own appearances? Truce? I didn’t even raise my weapon, missy. 🙂
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Lmfao!
Your words cut deeper than you knew… being accused of having been on one of those trashy shows is quite insulting to someone like me!
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Thaat’s me. Like I say, lightning can hurt. But, it’s not intended. [From me, anyway. I can’t speak for the heavens.]
I can tell you’re the soft-skinned type, though. I should know to curb my tongue. All the smarts in the world can’t give you armor against words.
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I try to be thick skinned. But lately I’ve been taking a lot of hits from people who I thought loved me, so my defenses are pretty worn down. Anyhow, I think I’m going to go check out your blog now! 😘
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I think some of us, no matter how we try, cannot thicken our skin. We can only get better artificial/outside armor (non-skin) or at deflecting shots.
My defenses aren’t so hot, either. Being at odds with my family sure takes the wind out of my sails (and reduces my drive to succeed to nearly nada).
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That’s a true statement if there ever was!
I’m sorry to hear that’s going on with you too. It’s never easy.
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Now that I have your attention, miss flash-my-degrees-in-your-face, :). I had to look twice at your About Me page. [I looked at it once a while ago.] I treat cussing like you treat people who irritate your trigger finger. “Sailors” (or, in your case, P-irates) trigger my weapon.
…Yar.
It’s been a long, hard road, going at a snail’s pace with a humming bird brain.
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Oy! Well if my blog isn’t for you, no harm no foul! 😘
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I didn’t say yer, blog, matey. I jus’ want no cussin’ in me galley (chat space) nor on me posts. Keep yer commentary clean; yar. Or, ye be walkin’ the plank. No porn, either. Ye be noticing no comments from me lest I load yer cannons.
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Lmfao! Okay, I make it a role not to cuss on other people’s blogs unless I know them well and they approve of it! ❤ 👍
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Yar, thems good morals, den. Ye keep them sharp and ye won’t get clawed by my cat. I lost my parrot…in case ye be wonderin’.
I most certainly do not approve of cussin’. When I cuss, it’s because someone exhausted their strikes.
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Haha okey dokey then! No worries my friend! I’ll be good.
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I’m watching you. 😉 hehe
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Creeper…
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Seriously
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Bougainvillea.
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A beautiful flower….
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I thought bougainvillea was a climbing–creeper–vine. That’s why I said it when you called me creepy. I hear that word all the time, reading this mystery series my sister started me on.
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Haha! 😉 Well ivy is a good one. So is morning glory.
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Neither of us resemble morning glory; do we?
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Well I have no clue what you look like. You could be blue for all I know 😉
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You mean I don’t look like a speedy comic book geek in colorful apparel with a winged hat on my head? 😛
Yes, you found my secret. I am Papa Smurf, and Kim/Smurfette is my daughter! Bum, bum BUMMM!!
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Yes, it’s true.
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Bwahahaha! 😂 I KNEW IT!
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What you didn’t know is this Papa Smurf can fit Smurfette into his pocket. 😛 I shall take her with me and call her Squishy. And, she will be MY Squishy.
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I am Tiny Titan!
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I can hear her shrill little voice now. 🙂 It sounds like one of the Twiddle Bugs from Sesame Street.
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Whatever floats your boat 😉
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Ahoy, matey. 😀 You shiver my timbers. 😛
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OH MY GOD. Are you sure you’re not my brother? He seriously days the exact same thing about putting things in his pocket and calling them his “Squishy” and I’m dead serious.
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Scary
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Very lol!
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I was actually quoting Dori from Finding Nemo.
…Ya know, I got rather vexed and depressed, thinking someone thought I was afflicted with asparagus…er, Asperger’s. Thankfully, I am getting over it…as long as I don’t read more about yer bro.
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I also go by the name tiny Titan 😉
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That’s perfect.
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Sometimes it’s necessary
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What’s necessary? Cussing? To deem that necessary is to confirm a loss of one’s patience. It’s ceding to the dark side.
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Yes. Some people only understand certain words so it’s necessary to speak their language so the comprehend it.
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When it comes to that, I think it best to just shut it and walk away. And, if that doesn’t work, I just might cede to using my fists of fury.
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I’m too small to fight.
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You are not. You did well with wrestling. I’d hire you as my sidekick, at least. 😉
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That would work
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You could be the tiny terror that leaps out at you from the backseat and gives enemies an earful….:P hehe I am in a really silly mood today.
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Yes you seem to be
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Go for it buddy! Swear away 🙂
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Yay! 😆 👍 Fuck yeah! Woo hoo! Lolololol! 😅
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Hehe.
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Oh Lord
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Start prayin’.
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I am
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Then I’ll gather the choir so you can preach to them, too. 😛
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Awesome. I’d like that
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You guys are cracking me up 🙂
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Family is tough 😦
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In my case, possibly the worst next to those who beat their kids….or use fowl language as I look over your shoulder at someone. hehe
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👀
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You will grow to like him 🙂
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Well I’ll give him a chance lol! He reminds me of my brother who’s got Aspergers.
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When I first read it, I thought you said he reminded you of asparagus lol
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Bwahahaha! 😂
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Lol. He is rather like asparagus
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That made my day! Xoxo ❤ 👍
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Isn’t that the truth!
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What’s been hysterical is watching how easily he riles people up. It’s terrible and funny at the same time. Nothing but love here Melanie and maybe bad jokes 😉
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Yeah he’s an interesting one to say the least….
I know, you’re a peach and I adore you! 💋 💙 💖
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I feel the same❤️
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No weapons here
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Hey, she’s the one packing lead. I rely on speaking softly and carrying a biiiiig stick!
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Oh please
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😀
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I used to hate it too but now I find it amusing. People dont have the attention span to know us at all 😉
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I suppose not! I’m just kinda in an off mod today. Not very much up for taking crap from someone ransom on the Internet, you know? 😬
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😦
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Genius!
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Thanks love! 😙 💞
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I’ve got your back!
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And I, yours! 💖 👍
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Behave
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He’s completely off 🙂
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Haha right?
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Yes, I hear that
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Playing the lottery sounds like a safe bet considering all odds for unlikely stuff seem to be in your favor. Lol
I laugh but I’m totally serious. 🙂
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A safer bet would be among friends at a small card table. Playing the lottery is like throwing money out a window and wishing for a genie to appear.
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Exactly. Extremely unlikely. Just like the odds of the cabinet door and backdoor falling off their hinges the same day. Hilariously unlikely.
Besides, buying one $1 ticket isn’t a big deal. I just meant one ticket right now during this string of odd luck.
Lol sheesh. Playing the lottery doesn’t have to be like those gambling addicts you see in line buying $20-$30 worth of tickets at a time.
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🙂 One dollar isn’t a big deal; just like eating one cookie or free sample isn’t a big deal…then you get hungry or thirsty for more. One trick I’ve learned: Sometimes it just takes dipping your toe in something to cause a landslide.
But, if you follow astrology, there ARE peak times for testing one’s luck. In ancient times, even that would be testing the gods and punishable by uncertain death or transformation.
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Don’t judge me for eating cookies! 😔
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Wanna grab some Oreos and a high ball of milk? 😀
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It’s a date. When?
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I think my heart just skipped a beat. 🙂 Uh, this is so sudden. I’ll get back to you…Oh! I have to take this call. Please hold. 😉 😛
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Lol!
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Not everyone has the same weaknesses. I have played the lottery exactly three times in my life just on a whim.
Others have never played and never had an interest to. Everybody’s different. No need to demonize something that should be harmless just because some people go nuts with it.
That’s the only point I was trying to make and it wasn’t even all that heavy-duty. God, now I’m really tired. >_<
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I am not addicted to much. I don’t care if I ever gamble. I have spent so many hours in casinos and never spent a dollar. It’s true, most of us are stronger than our weaknesses. Thank goodness for the ones who have self control 😉
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Exactly. Which is great. And also SO far from the original point you were trying to make with this post of yours. I’m sorry I let it take such a turn away from your meaningful post.
But at the same time, thanks so much for your patience. You have any left over for me to borrow? I’m just about tapped. Lol
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Today I can lend you some 😉
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Yay! Thank you! ^_^ Lol
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I have bought at least 30 dollars in lottery tickets and won, at most, five dollars. That’s a considerable difference in winning/losing (investment). I occasionally get lucky, but I would leave it up to chance via other means than buying lottery tickets. Entering contests in which I feel good about utilizing my creativity or wit sound better.
People who would never play the lottery might be the most sane…or really boring.
Who’s demonizing anyone, miss who poses as Harley Quinn? 🙂
Oh, poor you. Take a step away from the keyboard if your fingers are getting tired. Or, are ya just itching for more?
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Wow…. Okay I didn’t say a person was demonized. I said the thing itself was implied to be demonized by what you’re saying in a discussion that was supposed to be lighthearted in nature and then you got all extra serious unnecessarily.
And it’s not my fingers that are tired. It’s my heart that’s tired. Weighed down by your super seriousness interjected into what was supposed to be a shared laugh about the little silly things in life that could bring us down but instead we laugh them off. I certainly wouldn’t be itching for more of that. The world has enough of that outside of this pleasant blog I enjoy reading, thank you very much.
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He’s harmless. His heart is way bigger than his mouth. He just likes to rile everyone up.
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Well, then I’ll be sure to ignore him at least until next week. Little Jem is due to arrive then and if she’s on time, she be the first pregnancy I’ve had go completely full term. ^_^ ❤ ❤ ❤
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What an exciting time! Those last few days are always the longest. Can’t wait to hear the good news ❤️
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Okay, calm-a down-a. Always with the Harley Quinn types, this sensitive reaction.
Yes, I see you DID say “something” instead of “someone.”
And, I wasn’t “demonizing” playing the lottery, either. That was the extreme word choice you made; not me. But, labeling the lottery as lighthearted fun is your invitation, your temptation for sinister behavior. You sound like the friend that gets the good girl or guy to dip her or his toe into trouble before starting a life of crime…which I guess fits the disguise you choose.
Oh, please, super seriousness. It’s called rational thinking. And, you are making ME tired by carrying this on. Which is why I should not respond…but I am anyway, aren’t I?
Well, we can’t live in a blog, can we?
Now, breathe.
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My sister puts a lottery ticket at each place setting for Christmas Eve. One year I won $100! Woohoo! Go me. And be nice to my other lovely blogging friends 😉 Don’t scare them away. They don’t “know” you like I do
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Sounds like festive fun, at least. In a way, it’s the thought that counts. But, it’s also a bit odd, spending money on chances of happiness that benefited (why is that a better spelling than “benefitted” which comes up erroneous?) only you. Happy holidays, everyone, but especially you over there. The rest of you, bah humbug:P hehe
I ain’t scaring no one away, sista. Some just bring boxing gloves instead of handshakes.
Survival of the fittest, perhaps?
I don’t even know you the way I think I know you. 🙂 We’re just gettin’ warmed up! [I say with a hint of Al Pacino.]
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You crack me up! We certainly do see things different ways and I like it! It keeps things interesting.
Not everyone gets your humor or finds you as amusing as I do. I am learning quite a bit from your interaction with some other bloggers. It’s a lesson I desperately needed and I am grateful for it.
I don’t even know me . I’m versatile that way 😉 every day I’m someone new. Isn’t that fantastic!
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It’s the Mercury retrograde affecting me. [Why did I say Mars somewhere? It’s not a Mars retrograde…ergh.] Hey, when you say “different” like that, you really make me feel like a giant talking to a Smurfette. 🙂 I don’t want to step on your mushroom. And, I’m no clod.
Interesting…if I had a nickel for every time someone used that word…I’d be one rich Lucy from Peanuts and go bonkers because I think people use that as a safe word for what they’re really thinking.
Yes, I bet you are enjoying my exposure to other bloggers/comment-makers like a good little P. State therapist. 🙂
Not knowing yourself makes you versatile? 😛 Interesting philosophy, Inspiration-san.
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By different I mean, I love to be challenged to see things from a different perspective but how could you have known that since my blog is called… never mind.
Are you making a short joke when you refer to me as smurfette? My son had the “ette” suffix to learn for biology and I used smurfette as a reference to remember it. You can step on all the mushrooms you want. I’ve never liked them anyway.
The reason I like your exposure to other bloggers is because I clearly see how most people lack a sense of humor. They seem to be in fighting stance, always on the defensive. I used to be that way all the time but now I am learning not to take things so seriously. So there! However, I always have wanted to a therapist. Maybe this is as close as I’ll ever get.
Finally, yes not knowing who I will be tomorrow makes me versatile. I can be any character I want and I like it 😉
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You are no challenge to me. But, so far, you are a pleasant breath of fresh air and good exercise for my heart/spirit and mind. 🙂 I see us as two kids in high school who’d get in trouble for talking too much in the hallways and cafeteria but have a blast doing it.
Yes, a little short joke. 🙂 Just a tiny one. Pfff-ff…hahaaa I have to laugh at my word play:P
Oh, but there are so many kinds of mushrooms. I love studying them. And, some are good on pizza. I take pictures of mushrooms when I go hiking. Those, leaves and butterflies.
Oh, no. Everyone has a sense of humor. But, like you said, not everyone “gets it.” It’s as old as time.
And, one person’s fighting stance is just their toes trying to grasp the temperature of the water/tone of speech. I myself am rather defensive, at first. Which is why I said I was screening your compliments because there were so many so soon; they seemed suspicious.
Taking something seriously could change sooner or later. And, presuming someone is taking something seriously is hard to gauge online, sadly. It boils down to vocals (or lack of them).
So, you WERE taking me more seriously in a different way earlier? 😛 I worry I won’t be taken seriously when I want to be…sort of like the boy who cries wolf. I’m not always “on stage” ya know. I’m not playing games as much as I am being serious. And, sometimes, I need to watch myself. Which is why I need to pump the breaks when I get a compliment.
Hmm hmm 🙂 Yes, I would gladly be your therapist. But, if I discovered you to be too chatty, I’d start looking for a parachute. 😛
But, what grounds you if you are always changing?
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Crap. I wrote a long response and my phone rang and I lost it. Yoga Glinda me and mature too. When I can feel my feet planted firmly on the ground, I am home. A few months after O started yoga my son told yoga brought me happy back. I stopped taking myself so seriously on the mat and then it happened off the mat and in my life. How sad. I didn’t know my happy was broken 😦 I was so fed up and hopeless when it came to humanity and I found my people at yoga. I didn’t fit into this abrasive, mean world and the studio gave me a place I finally belonged. I was reminded to look for the flicker of light and not focus on the dark. They restored my hope. I also listen to Wayne Dyer and he helps keep me calm and balances. I am so glad I have the audio version because so can obsessively clean and listen at the same time. One of my favorite things to do is breathe in calm and breathe out bullshit. It works every single time. And someone sent me a meditation called Fu&k It and it always brightens my mood. I know I may sound frustrated and discouraged but those are just words. Once I dump them, my heart and head are in the right place
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Ah, the mishaps of modern technology.
Wait, what? Yoga Glinda you and mature too? Am I missing some words?
I had my feet on solid Italian ground and was approached by an unsettling man in a plaid suit when I was one step from dehydration in Vatican Square. I did not feel at home or safe.
I think many here are using their phones to blog and comment… I dunno if I should be jealous or laugh.
The last time I seriously tried yoga, my sister farted in the rocking chair position, and I wet the floor:P
I find it funny the guy you listen to has a last named that sounds like a fatal situation…or just a male malfunction.
I’d be scared to see bullshit come out of your mouth:P
I am sure those you dump bullshit on are relieved that you feel better afterward. 😛
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Okay! Don’t do that. I had hot coffee in my mouth and the sister part made me spit it out. Hysterical. I am too rushed. Time to check what I write
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One more reason I don’t drink hot coffee:P And, when I drink tea or cocoa, I try not to do anything comical. 😀
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That’s probably a wise decision
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Yes, very wise. Ah-so…Bwonnng!
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Oh! And don’t blame the Mercury Retrograde nonsense on your bad behavior 😉
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Nonsense? Harumph.
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Exactly 😉
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Going to happen to another door. Things come in three’s?
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OMG! You’re right!
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Now that I actually look at the post, I see what’s going on behind mah back! Asparagus. Well, aaaah nevah! Yay, the Asperger’s guy. That’s better than being a reality drama queen. And, cue the eye roll.
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You know me so well. Eyes were ready to roll 😉
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No, MY eyes were going to roll after what I said. I don’t know you so well, after all. You make a good Jimmy Fallon, though, trying to keep all the bar patrons happy by pretending to side with them separately. 😛
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I forget everyone can’t see everything. I want a trial before you condemn me. I am good though 😉
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I ain’t codemnin’….there goes another thin-skinned rabbit poutin’ and fussin’.
You are a good bartender, yep. ‘Starting to think yer not such a great sidekick, though.
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I am standing up for my rights. If I was pouting we could blame it on Mercury retrowhatever
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You stand up for everyone so no one gets hurt. But, you can’t shield everyone and not rile someone. You worry about me riling, but you might rile someone yourself.
Was it you that said something about picking battles? Keeping the peace doesn’t mean you need to take both sides. It means finding a happy middle for them to share. Maybe what you do is just your way of achieving that. But, it feels wrong.
Oh, don’t use my astro lingo to slip outta this one. That’s rude. 😛
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Sounds like someone is riled now😁
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Ahm just gettin’ warmed up!
Nope. Not riled. Barely simmering. Dinner will be ready promptly after the timer goes off at 630.
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Better sit down. Your blood pressure might be going up
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Ah AM sittin’!
If my blood pressure is rising, it’s cuz I am sitting next to and lookin’ at YOU. 😀
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I do have that effect on people. Thank goodness I’m a nurse 🙂
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A nurse? Ah do declare! Ah think I am about to….
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Retired of course
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Re-tie-ered? Ah think you were re-tai-ered before yew began!
Okay, what is in the Kool-Aid today? I am full of southern something:P
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You think you know what I do and why I do it. That is your opinion but necessarily the truth. Come at me bro 😉
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Oh, who’s lookin’ to wrassle now? Mmhmm. Bring it, tiny titan with the autocorrect problem.
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Tiny Titan. Yes! THAT IS MY NEW SPIRITUAL WARRIOR NAME! Thank you. Sorry about the autocorrect 😦
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I’ll look for your spandex costume and empowering fuzzy headband ASAP. 😛
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Yeah, no spandex
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Rats. I had it all figured out in my head. 🙂 I was thinking: Workout Barbie from the 80s with a purple headband instead of rainbow. 😛
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I’d be a terrible bartender and maybe my sneak attack is my super power
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Why a terrible bartender?
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I don’t know my booze. Inexperienced
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Bah. You know your ouza from your Souza. I was told I’d make a good bartender, too. But, the first thing I said was, “I don’t drink and I don’t want to get people drunk.” The next was, “I don’t know the drinks,” but the owner of the bar said there’s a school and book behind the bar for that. I still didn’t care. I don’t want to see people pay to lose their minds or their dinner.
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No that doesn’t sound very fun but I bet people tell bartenders more than they tell anyone else. (All the words are correct )
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Yes, this comment looks written correctly. It was in a previous one you forgot the word “not” and said I was necessarily correct, instead, which was fine with me. 🙂
But, yes, that is one aspect I like about being the bartender. You become a hub of local information/gossip…though that gets annoying fast. One of those “be careful what you ask for” situations.
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I like stories.
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And, ah do nawt RILE people up. They rawhl themsehlves! I just speak mah mind. Wit-ily or nawt.
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Yes unfortunately 😉
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