Do You Know the Difference?

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I sat at the dinner table tonight and I asked each of my kids the same two questions. I pointed to two body parts and asked them to tell me what they were. Both answered breast and thigh and I was elated they knew the difference. Obviously the man at the meat counter wasn’t as smart and needs to study the parts of a chicken a bit longer before he serves them to customers. I was really looking forward to that chicken breast. Oh well.