Oh, the woes of being a senior citizen! There I was, sitting in my room, feeling sorry for myself because I was having a horrible day! Out of the blue, the phone rang, and although I probably shouldn’t share this story with the rest of the world, I feel inclined to do so because it is ridiculously amusing. My dad starts telling me about my mom sitting in the kitchen this morning watching him making pancakes. Really, I thought, did I not just tell you I’m dying inside and you want to tell me about making pancakes? However, I decided to suck it up and found myself listening intently when he happened to mention my blog. Now, they know I blog right! I know this because they look forward to my daily phone call each morning because my dad is well, Ill just say it, too cheap to pay for an internet connection. So, keep in mind they are completely shut off from the advances in technology so they find interesting ways to amuse each other. So each morning, I call them and read it aloud. I truly believe my dad has been waiting for just the right moment to shine and become the leading character in what else but you guessed it my blog! This was his moment and I could hear the pride in his voice as he told me his story. And here it comes…,a story that just may become my favorite blog story of all time.. He describes the scene, how just like every other morning, he is standing by the frying pan mundanely flipping a pancake, when all of a sudden out of nowhere comes the urge to sneeze, only this wasn’t just an ordinary sneeze….because in addition to what came flying out of his nose, was the teeth that came flying out of his mouth. He could hardly contain his laughter as he described the scene of his teeth bouncing up and down as they slid across the kitchen floor as my mother watched the scene through fear filled eyes , while screaming “Oh my God, are those my teeth?” Thanks mom and dad! I haven’t laughed that hard since Valentines Day! And as I always say, even I couldn’t make something like that up. Welcome to my crazy life! By the way, on a good note, at least you can eat pancakes without your teeth!